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Friday’s Freestyle: Mitch and the Octogenarians
I made the mistake of sleeping in a little later than usual today. I write my blogs at the local Coffee Bean…typically. I woke up late today, and thus the hip, coffee joints were infested with saps...
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Ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. thrilled about Twitter hashtag in his honor
Today, we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, to commemorate the African-American Civil Rights Activist and stache-endowed pastor Martin Luther King Jr. MLK is most famous for his “I Have a Dream”...
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John Dehlin ex-communicated by the Mormon Church.
Yesterday the Church of Latter-Day Saints, aka the Mormons, announced that they have ex-communicated John Dehlin, a popular Mormon podcaster, for apostasy because he supported gay marriage and gender...
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Kardashians sign $100 million deal with E!, America loses
The Kardashians just received $100 million from E! to stay with their channel for four more years. Why the fuck does America keep obsessing over these hairy, ghoulish women? (Nothing against the...
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I couldn’t possibly tell you what the guy did, but it gives me an excuse to drink, and for that I thank thee. There are many reasons why St. Patrick’s Day is thoroughly great....
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Mitch versus 420
Terrible coincidence that this post came extremely late on 4/20. There is no correlation I swear. People always blow this 4/20 shit out of proportion. Every single company is saying fuck it and hopping...
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Fiesta, Fiesta. Mitch celebrates Cinco de Mayo
It is a good week to be Mexican. Saturday was the Mayweather vs Pacquiao snooze fest, and yes I made the generalization that Mexicans like boxing because they really do like boxing, that’s a fact....
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Creating Chaos For Profit
Ever since I have been part of this so called “Blogging game” I have been exposed to a myriad of clickbait-centric sites that will do anything to gain a view, share, like, tweet, pin, tumble, etc. I’m...
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Mitch versus Rachel Dolezal
If you have not seen the masterpiece that is Tropic Thunder, go buy it and binge watch it three times in a row. It is absolutely hilarious. Robert Downey Jr. received an Oscar nomination (no joke) for...
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Mitch versus Dylann Storm Roof
Last night, there was a horrible shooting at the historic Emanuel AME Church, a black church that has stood as a staple of Charleston since 1816. The shooting took place in the middle of a prayer...
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